Thursday, January 05, 2006

Pat Robertson Says God Punished Sharon for Giving Up Land

With apologies to Dr. Seuss:

Marion P. Robertson, won't you please go now?

4 comments:

flint cordoroy said...

I'm not sure God requires any particular people to hold his land in escrow. Pat Robertson should start a 900 number. It made dionne warwick rich.

Ron Franscell said...

From blogger Ron Franscell at http://underthenews.blogspot.com ...

If Rev. Robertson knows what God is going to do, why doesn't he warn folks? And if God is now smiting fellows who divide, a repentant Robertson better have a word with the Big Guy. God knows where he lives. In fact, it's a little surprising that he hasn't already awakened with a Holy Hand Grenade in his boxers!

Look on the bright side, though: We didn't elect Robertson president. American Jews might be forced to wear Stars of David on their lapels or something equally creative. Rev. Robertson just seems a little too eager for fellow humans to suffer -- Hugo Chavez, for example -- for a clergyman. Say a prayer for poor Pat.

mythago said...

He's reached that point where you can't tell if he really believes his own garbage.

web_loafer said...

I'm glad Pat has a pipeline to God.
But I am surprized God didn't tell Pat how stupid he appears to other people.
I imagine he is saying this to people to send him money. He needs to have a friend to tell him how stupid he appears?
What a crackpot.