Friday, December 30, 2005

Invade Canada!

This blog has a coherent Canada policy. On even days, we advocate for the conquest of Canada and its reinvention as an American frontier province and overflow Wal-Mart parking lot. On odd days, we assert that Canada is an urban legend, and that there is nothing north of the 49th parallel but icebergs, caribou, and the occasional Inuit.

Now we find that the Army has a plan. (Well, they had a plan 70 years ago...who knows if they've kept it up to date.)

It seems a little silly, but it is generally a good idea to have contingency plans in place for things like this. You never know what those wily Canucks might be up to...

(H/t The Corner.)

1 comment:

Kathryn Beach said...

"Canada is generally a more well adjusted society than the United States. "

Yes, which is why there are no plans for taking over the U.S.

"Their major shortcoming is beginning to emulate the U.S. patterns". end of sentence

Besides, Canada has Bare Naked Ladies. What more could one want?