Sunday, April 30, 2006
"Are You a Registered Republican?"
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Saturday Puppy Blogging
Attack of the Ants
Today I grabbed a sandwich for lunch. A green pepper fell out of it and was on the floor; when I noticed it had fallen, I leaned down to pick it up and recoiled - ants! Dozens of 'em, Mr. Rico!
I prepared to engage when I realized - one or two random ants finding my green pepper, I could see. But it had only been there a few minutes. Where had they come from? I cast my gaze farther afield - and there, swarming in their hundreds, were little ant-mountains on top of the cookie fragments. Ewww!
This is why God invented little handy battery-powered vacuum cleaners, however. A few minutes of cleaning (which the floor needed, anyway) and the little ant raiding party was no more. I'll be engaging in tactical ant-squashing over the next few hours, undoubtedly, as ants-come-lately follow the scent trail to where the cookies used to be. Wish me luck as I commit to battle.
We fight the ant infestation we have, not the ant infestation we'd like to have.
UPDATE:
Q. What does my office have in common with the Pink Panther movies?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant...deadantdeadantdeadantant"
UPDATE 2:
A small squad of six highly-trained, stealthy ants crept onto the battlefield. Ignoring the corpses of their fallen brothers-in-arms, they ant-handled one last remaining crumb onto their collective shoulders and started maneuvering it out of the conflict zone. They didn't see the shadow looming. They didn't see the pencil descending like the hand of an angry God. All they saw was the carpet suddenly looming large as they were crushed, as though beneath the awful weight of their own crime.
Don't steal my food.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Johnny Cash Kicks A**
I've been listening to Johnny Cash's last "real" album, American IV. If you haven't heard his version of "Hurt" (a song Trent Raznor of NIN wrote), you need to hear it. It may be the most raw and powerfully emotional song I have ever heard. Cash was the rare performer who never stopped developing, but in his case, it's emotional layers that he added, not technical virtuosity. (Well, maybe he developed more virtuosity too, but my uneducated ear is not going to pick up on it.)
Put it another way: as you know, I'm a cold-hearted cynical bastard, but I hear his lifelong pain distilled into that song and I just want to cry and cry (as the little one says when confronted with a tragedy on the order of not getting applesauce with dinner).
Members of Congress Arrested at Darfur Protest
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Circumcision and Monogamy Most Effective Against HIV Transmission
Get The Door...It's Dominoes
Britney Fat-Bashed at Celeb Site
Today In History - the Sultana Disaster
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Let The Iraqi People Vote
Stop Genocide
I Agree With Ginmar (It Burns!)
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Avoiding The Charge of Rape
Holocaust Remembrance Day
Monday, April 24, 2006
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Where's My Omni?
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Threatening Passenger Subdued By Others On Flight
I assume that "subdued" is a polite way to say "got three kinds of **** kicked out of him".
Via Instapundit.
Reproductive Rights Now - As Long As I'm Comfortable With It
Apparently, for at least some of the gals, reproductive rights are an absolute only when they approve.
(H/T GNXP.)
Friday, April 21, 2006
Scott Crossfield, RIP
Battle of San Jacinto Day
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
A Moment of Bipartisan Cooperation
Mmmm, good.
(Paid for by the Committe to Boost Beef Sales.)
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Angry People Suck?
Monday, April 17, 2006
Don't Question My Patriotism - I'm Busy Doing It For You
Appalled Beyond Measure
I don't understand how they're ever going to get a jury trial for this man. I could not be in a room with him. Who could be? I can't imagine the discipline it is taking for the police not to just finish him.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Why, Finland? Why?
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Why "Peak Oil" Is Hooey
Friday, April 14, 2006
I Am Glenn Reynolds' Brother
The pictures of his bro in these snaps are me, to a T.
If you've been wondering what I look like.
I wear better colored t-shirts, though.
Stifling of Dissent at Northern Kentucky University
Highway Thoughts
1) The stretch of I-25 between Denver and Monument is the Ronald Reagan Highway. Every time I enter that stretch of pavement, it seems like the sun shines a little brighter and food tastes a little better.
2) If you're driving 150 miles round-trip, it would be a good idea not to eat a two-pound salad as the snack the night before. Hello, rest stop my old friend; I've come to gross you out again.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Moving Forward on Immigration
First, we index nations on their level of Western cultural attainment. (Britain is high. Russia is medium. Zimbabwe is low.) That index value would become the base score for immigrants. These numbers should range from 0 to 100. Why this ranking? Because people from Zimbabwe are hard to integrate and people from Britain are easy. We're cherry-picking here - and we're doing it to advance our national interest, not the interests of the people who are immigrating.
To that base score, add bonus points for high educational attainment, high economic attainment, and high scientific/cultural attainment. (25 points per category.) Add bonus points for youth and for number of children (5 points total) and a ten point bonus for English fluency. Have a discretionary 10 points that Congress can use to set priorities. (If youll enlist when you get here, we give you 5 points. If youre a nuclear physicist, thats worth a bonus 10. And so on.)
So you can have anywhere from 0 to 200 points. For maximum score, be a British millionaire PhD Nobel laureate, 28 years of age with 4 kids, and possessed of whatever skill or attribute is floating Congress' boat this year. Minimum score is to be a destitute Third Worlder with no education or skills, 70 years old, infertile.
Annually, globally rank every immigration applicant in an ordinal list. Ask Congress how many people to let in this year, X. Admit the first X people on the list.
(Lest the heartlessness quotient be too high, I do support a limited number of refugee/hardship admissions as well. Say, 10% of the total, divided among the countries of the globe on the basis of each nation's existing representation in our population and administered at the discretion of the State Department.)
Under this system, once the inevitable bugs are worked out, I'd support a high level of immigration - say, 4 million people per year, maybe more. They would more than pay for themselves, with their existing wealth and their existing skills and talents. Furthermore, their availability to US companies, and their own entrepreneurial activity, would accelerate our economy tremendously.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
An Insight Into the Human Psyche
"Stephanie, can you come over here for a minute, please?" said the facilitator. Nothing.
Finally, she looked up. To the world at large she announced, "I don't think I can hear you." And then she returned to her individual play.
I suspect that Stephanie merely vocalized the implicit thought that underlies a great deal of partisan division.
"I don't think I can hear you."
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Not a Cute Widdle Bunny
Why Do Men Run Things?
Friday, April 07, 2006
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Another Nail in My PC Coffin
If it'll run Oblivion it'll run any PC software I need to run.
This Woman is Interesting
Iraqi Air Force Sought Volunteers for Suicide Mission Against US Interests
In the Name of God the Merciful The CompassionateTop Secret
The Command of Ali Bin Abi Taleb Air Force Base
No 3/6/104
Date 11 March 2001
To all the Units
Subject: Volunteer for Suicide Mission
The top secret letter 2205 of the Military Branch of Al Qadisya on 4/3/2001 announced by the top secret letter 246 from the Command of the military sector of Zi Kar on 8/3/2001 announced to us by the top secret letter 154 from the Command of Ali Military Division on 10/3/2001 we ask to provide that Division with the names of those who desire to volunteer for Suicide Mission to liberate Palestine and to strike American Interests and according what is shown below to please review and inform us.
Air Brigadier General
Abdel Magid Hammod Ali
Commander of Ali Bin Abi Taleb Air Force Base
Air Colonel
Mohamad Majid Mahdi
This document section was translated by jveritas of FreeRepublic.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Katie Who?
Pedophilia Hysteria May Have Contributed to Child's Death
Web Singer Gets Contract
Self-Parking Cars
Let Them Starve
UPDATE: Well, except for the lavish social welfare programs that will keep them alive.
Why Poor Countries Are Poor
Humans Are Viruses
It comes from people's accurate observations of what they say in unguarded moments.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Sexy TV Leads to Sexy Behavior
Although the study bolsters my preconceptions - actually, because the study bolsters my preconceptions - I have to wonder about the direction of the causal arrow. If I am starting to get interested in sex, then I'm going to seek out cultural material that has sexual content, to get information. That has to be accounting for some of the connection.
(Which on closer reading I see the story mentions. So never mind.)
Sunday, April 02, 2006
The Joys of Textual Literalism
"Stephanie, are you digging for gold?"
"No. I'm digging for snot."
Well, OK then.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Google Romance Just a Joke
Although I don't see why they wouldn't implement such a service. The first line of the joke is empirically true; finding true love really is mostly a search problem. Hooray for the Internets!